about us
We believe unpainted models are incomplete pieces of art and that unpainted armies represent hours of fun you'll never have gaming with them. So we want to help you get them painted and have fun.
The A Middlehammer Tale Team, Off to “Encourage” Another Gamer to Paint Their Army! What a supportive-looking bunch.
Our Mission
We aim to fight the never ending war against the grey tide of unpainted miniatures with good humour and grim resolve. Let’s paint armies together.
Our Values
We believe a community is as good as you make it and that if you want to have a positive experience you’d better start by supporting others.
How did this all get started? Click below to find out.
“It wasn't just the axe, it was the look in his eye. He said if I didn't paint the whole unit by next month he'd be back. It's the 31st and I've not even started...”
Last words of The Unknown Painter